Let's
face it most of us like to gamble even though
we know the odds are stacked against us.
We all know the games favor the house, whether
it's the slots, the video poker or even the
tables, the house must have an edge.
But you know what that is not the main reason
we lose, oh hell no! it's far more sinister
and diabolical that that lol.
The Main Reasons We Lose To Brick & Mortar
Casinos
1. Oh, those scantily clad women walking about
looking so good and distracting use, how can
we concentrate or what are we concentrating
on. Women, do not tell me you do not look as
well from a different perspective anyway.
2. You think a bar has more alcohol than a casino,
I doubt it! it flows so freely and free you
are bound to lose your sense of reasoning within
the first 30 minutes and then you lose your
wallet.
3. Those lovely sounds! have you ever heard
a more beautiful sound on this earth than the
sound of coins ringing as someone wins! The
casino makes sure this sound is amplified and
so too your hopes of winning it big.
4. Where are the clocks? Of course there are
none, they do not want you to leave, pull out
that CC and then the Debit card and even your
checkbook.
5. What soothing peaceful lighting, it never
varies, is it daylight yet, who cares? Just
play on and try to win, have another beer or
maybe a bailey's.
6. Ever noticed you never feel sleepy in a lot
of land based casino. Strange no? Well that's
pure oxygen you are breathing my friend. Yes,
they pump it in to keep you on the buzz.
Well these are really the reasons we lose at
the land casinos.
But now you can really beat them at their own
game.
The answer is Play at an
Online Casino
The advantages of an online casino:
1. Tell your girlfriend or wife or
husband or boyfriend to go put on some clothes.
Better yet lock the door.
2. Hey you do not have to visit the kitchen
and drink that beer. Leave it for when you done
play and have won, celebrate then!
3. Turn the light off so you know when its daylight.
Open the curtains even.
4. Turn off all sound on your computer so no
distractions whatsoever.
5. Do not worry, you do not have far to travel
after you have finished playing, take a short
nap if you are tired and play again.
6. When you start to feel really tired, call
it quits and go to sleep.
There is no better way to avoid all the pitfalls
of playing in a land based casino than playing
at an online casino. The odds are better as
well and so your chances of winning are increased
even further. |
